Wait, who is this person again?
1. I'm bored. What should I do?
2. Who am I kidding. * types in facebook.com *
3. How do I always end up on this site?
4. Surely I have something better to do with my time.
5. WAIT, WHEN DID THEY GET ENGAGED?
6. Why is everyone always getting engaged?
7. I bet there would be less engagements if Facebook didn't exist.
8. Ooh, look they got a puppy.
9. I want a puppy.
10. Then I can post pictures of it on Facebook.
11. Wait, whose baby is this?
12. When did I become friends with people who had babies?
13. Where did all these babies come from? Baby farm?
14. This is terrible but, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR BABY.
15. Who is Brittany Jones? I don't know a Brittany Jones! How did we become friends?!?!
16. Oh wait, jk yes I do. Jones is her married name. Why must we all change our names anyway?
17. Will I ever get married and put my old name in parentheses? * sighs *
18. Probably not…. but whatever. OVER IT, muahahaha.
19. Ahh good another political rant for everyone to see.
20. I don't understand why people think anyone wants to read another person's political views.
21. NOOOO even worse, political rant via terrible internet meme * slams head into keyboard *
22. I wonder what my ex is up to.
23. Wait, WHO is the person in this photo?! WE JUST BROKE UP.
24. Okay, not just, but still this seems vindictive to me.
25. They're not that cute anyway. I'm cuter, right?
26. I wonder if they'd notice if I unfriended them.
27. Unfriended or defriended?
28. Yay, the red box is blinking, “you like me, you really like me!”
46 Thoughts Everyone Has While Scrolling Through Facebook
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