Seriously, when does the food happen?
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1. Hey, this isn't going to be so bad.
2. Aunt Adele made her brisket. Grandma made her kugel.
3. This could work out okay!
4. So when's the over/under until we can eat? 45 minutes? An hour?
5. Okay, maybe an hour and fifteen. But that's it. Tops.
6. Definitely.
7. Gotta get the right table here. Table selection is crucial.
8. [fingers crossed, please be anything but the kids table]
9. It's the kids table. It's always the kids table.
10. They know how old I am, right?
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11. Nobody of normal height should have to sit at a table this small.
12. So how old are my cousins? 12 and 14?
13. What do teenagers talk about these days? Boys? One Direction?
14. Wait… does my 12-year-old cousin have an iPhone? AN iPHONE???
15. And she's on Instagram?
16. [sees how many likes one of her photos just got, dies]
17. How does a 12-year-old have this many Instagram followers?
18. Oh God, she's on Snapchat too.
19. I'm so old.
114 Thoughts Every Twentysomething Has During The Seder
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