Because sometimes it’s hard to keep all these people straight. Spoilers ahead!
1. Theon Greyjoy as 'That Guy Who Got His Penis Cut Off'
Never far from his closest friend…
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2. Ramsay Snow as 'That Guy Who Cut That Other Guy's Penis Off'
Turning two beautiful young girls onto a captive man then yanking them away and cutting off his dick? Pretty sinister.
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3. Podrick Payne as 'Guy With a Huge Penis, Apparently'
Not that I want to see it or anything.
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4. Lord Varys as 'Bald Guy Without A Penis'
Unless the secret is you have no genitals. Because you tell almost everybody that.
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